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Miley Cyrus will forever belong to Disney.

Remember that awesome rumor about Miley and Billy Ray walking out of the Hannah Montana show? Well it was just another piece of shit rumor.

Unfortunately, they will not walk out of our lives, hearts, brains and televisions. Miley decided to be formal and issue a statement today rather than a nude photo of herself.

I am fully committed to Hannah Montana. It’s what gave me this amazing opportunity to reach out to so many people. I couldn’t do it alone. We have an amazing cast that is so supportive, including my dad who has been there for me every step of the way.

That statment was actually a euphemism for:  I’m fully commited to sucking Disney’s balls. It’s what gave me this amazing opportunity to be touched by many people. I couldn’t be a whore without my father’s help. Now I’m going to stalk Nick Jonas and send him pictures of my pubescent body.

Whore.

Source: Celebrity Gossip Blog