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The hoes were spotted wearing bikinis and simmering in the sun.

Linsday has a hot body, but Sam…not so much. I was actually expecting Sam to be in some trunks and a wife-beater. However, that is too high of an expectation.

Samantha’s cleavage made me want to puke my perfect taco that I just ate.  It’s almost as if I am seeing curves on an 8-year-old boy.

Disgusting.

Source: Celebrity Pictures Blog