It’s been awhile, but Star, In Touch, OK! and their ilk decided to give Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie the week off as the subject of myriad ridiculous tabloid covers.
Taking Brangelina’s place in the first of the aforementioned celebrity gossip rags? A rare TomKat sighting! It’s like some editor just remembered that they exist!
We haven’t seen a good story about Katie Holmes being trapped in Tom Cruise’s evil clutches in forever (well, December), but this one makes up for lost time!
In addition to insinuating that Tom got her pregnant with baby #2 (which he is supposedly willing to give her $75 million for), Star says that Katie Holmes:

Is getting “prenatal Scientology lessons (whatever that consists of)
Is going through “agonizing” detox (of what, who the frick knows)
Is having her “leash tightened” (yes, they just likened her to a dog)

PRISON WITHOUT BARS: For Katie Holmes, there is no escape.
For someone supposedly under [...]

Source: steve@thehollywoodgossip.com (Free Britney)