There are a lot of complete wackos out in the U.S. prison system, but very few of them (probably for the best) hand-write court papers and file lawsuits.
Jonathan Lee Riches (a.k.a. Bernard Madoff) is one of the chosen few.
In a recent court declaration, the Indiana inmate sued for custody of the eight kids of Jon and Kate Gosselin and the offspring of Octomom Nadya Suleman.
Oh, and in a political bombshell, Frances Quinn Hunter, the love child of Rielle Hunter believed to have been fathered by John Edwards, is apparently his too!
Riches also wants custody, for some reason, of the kids on ABC’s soap opera All My Children, and is demanding a paternity test on Bristol Palin’s son Tripp.
Guess he’s not entirely sure he’s the father and not Levi Johnston.

Jon Gosselin is totally off the hook for child support now!
More little-known facts revealed in Jonathan Lee Riches’ lawsuit:

He met Kate Gosselin [...]

Source: steve@thehollywoodgossip.com (Free Britney)